The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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