if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
