I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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