He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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