I looked at my own cervix.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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