I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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