we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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