he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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