My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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