he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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