I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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