Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
her vagine was all disorganized.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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