Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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