I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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