can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
My penis needs a shock collar
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I pour the whiskey from now on
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
soo... how was my night?
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