Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Shame is for Republicans.
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