another moral hangover. fuck.
wanna go halves on a baby?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
It's just like the Real World with babies
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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