You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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