Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
She's the barista slut.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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