Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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