She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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