I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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