so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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