Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
this just has baby written all over it
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
