Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
