Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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