I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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