i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
He shit in the fireplace
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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