Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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