i just had sex bonerless
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
