He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Randomize
