we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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