Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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