I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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