Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
