I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Your dad touched me again.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just cut my nipple shaving
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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