I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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