Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I wish I only lived at night.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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