if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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