You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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