is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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