i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
