bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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