So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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