just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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