Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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