The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Randomize
