Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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