can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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