Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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