Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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