what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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