Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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