just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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